Captain Frugal and his platoon of tightwads normally stick to supermarket cubes of generically brewed, watery beer. But when on holiday, and microbrews are around $6.99 a six-pack, penny-pinching gives way to experimentation and assessment. We sipped a selection of employee-owned, windmill-powered, carbon neutral beers, long on self-referential label spiels, and short on neon advertising.
But most beer reviews are too wanky. Here are real unprepared comments sought from people actually drinking the beers in question.
It made me feel dizzy! That was good.
It has a pleasant green label that makes me feel happy when I look at it.
Um, it’s awesome, that’s its best feature. It tastes like Little Creatures … but littler.
“I bet you 5 bucks you couldn’t drink all 6 of them.”
/belch/ …….. /beeeeelch/
“That was not cute!”
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